Hey, I’m JoBeth – the cookie dealer of your pop-punk dreams. Welcome to A Dough To Remember, where every lyric that made us cry in high school gets reborn as something you can dunk in milk.

These aren’t your grandma’s cookies (unless your grandma wore eyeliner and moshed to My Chemical Romance). From Cut My Life Into Reeses to I Make Snickerdoodles, Not Tragedies, every bite screams “it’s not a phase.”

So grab a cookie, crank up the emo jams, and let’s turn your sugar rush into a full-blown emotional breakdown… in the sweetest way possible. 🖤🍪